Top 10 Things That Drive Me Nuts

Every body has something that drives them nuts.  I have a few things that really bug me.  If you do any of the following things please stop.

1.  Slurping: what are the benefits of making that noise?  Let gravity do it's job.  Don't make yourself work harder than you need to.

2.  2 people driving the exact same speed on a four lane road: I'm not sure if it is a pride thing.  Maybe you don't want to be a follower.  But somebody needs to get out of the way so I can get by.  High blood pressure is a bad thing.  And where I am heading is more important than where you are going.

3.  People that don't use the proper spelling of a word in their FB postings:  It's really not that hard.  If you want to say they are going then you write they're.  Not there.  If you want to say we are going you write we're.  Not were.

4.  Spider webs:  Mr. Spider, thanks for making me look like an idiot.

5.  Liars:  You don't have to make up crazy stories to be my friend.  Just because somebody has an awesome story doesn't mean you have to try to top it.

6.  People that try to make me eat new foods (Faith): I'm 31 years old.  If I don't want to try something new I should not be forced to do so.

7.  Car Salesmen: Self explanatory

8.  Telemarketers:  Honestly, they aren't as bad as they use to be.  I find it more amusing to actually talk to them.  It gives me time to practice my voices.

9.  Dogs that feel it is necessary to relieve themselves in my yard: I guess your one acre lot is not good enough?

10.  The Call: Some of you men can relate.  You've worked all day long and you are just ready to get home and see the family and relax and then it happens.  Your cell phone rings, you're hesitant to answer but you know that if you don't the rest of your night can be kind of cold  "Can you stop at the store on the way home?"  And we all respond the same way, I was just there yesterday.  Of course you never say that to her.  Just say yes, it will be so much better for you.

Number 6 and 10 might get me in trouble so if you don't hear from me in the next week somebody should check on me.