If Bible Characters Had Facebook (An Idea Borrowed From Chad)

Way back in October my bro-in-law Chad posed this question on his facebook status. If Bible characters had FB, what would their status be? Turned out to be a big hit so I'm borrowing stealing the idea and a few of the comments he came up with. Here are a few of mine to start.

Isaac: Dad makes me walk all the way up the mountain, ties me up and then almost kills me. Thank God for rams.

Bartimaeus: 2 minutes ago I couldn't see

Lazarus (the beggar): Oh man, who let the dogs out?

John the Baptist: Come on in boys, the water's fine

Prodigal Son: Headed home

Wall Post: Abraham to Sarah: I'm getting to old for this

Here are a few from Chad

Samson: Ripped a lion in half, killing some Philistines later.....cells on, text it

Jonah: It sure is dark in here

Little Boy with lunch:  You don't see that every day

Elijah: Go Ravens

Bartimaeus: Didn't see that one coming

Give me some comments and let me know if you have any to add.